DirtyBean

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Goodbye Jesus!

Jesus, the cat, is gone. He went back to his original home. He'll be much more happier there. Nick was always after his tail. And Jesus was always trying to escape. It's tough climbing 13 stairs with a 30# baby in your arms and bags of groceries (or whatever) only to open the door and have Jesus run past you!


Monday, January 24, 2005


Nick. My SON! I must be the Proudest Mom EVER! Posted by Hello

Temporary helmet*head Posted by Hello

Friday, January 21, 2005

YES! YES! YES!

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Thursday, January 20, 2005

White Grape Juice, Anyone?

Leah: "Nick dropped his juice."
Shawn: : "He has juice?"
Leah: "Ya, didn't you buy it at the store the other day?"
Shawn: "Cherry...What's this?"
Leah: "White Grape."
Shawn: "We have white grape? SHOW ME!"
Leah: pulls juice out from fridge
Shawn: "That's not good juice...That juice is BAD."
Shawn: grabs juice and washed out container
Leah: "What...Is there mold?"
Shawn: "You didn't really give this to him, did you?"
Leah: "Ya, at lunch and then right before you got home. Why, is it moldy?"
Shawn: shakes head...laughes.
Family: Sits around table...Shawn is still laughing
Leah: "What!"
Shawn: "That's not juice in there."
Leah: "What are you talking about..."
Shawn: "This morning I had to go to the bathroom really bad and and you were in the bathroom. I had to go so bad, I was doing the pee dance waiting for you to get out...I couldn't hold it anymore...SO, I thought the best place to go was in the empty container cause it was the closest thing to me. The sink was filled with dishes. (pause) It's PEE in the container.
Leah: "HA HA...no really, what was in there?"
Shawn: "Pee."
Leah: "No really...WHAT WAS IN THERE?"
Shawn: "My pee. Nick just drank my pee! Thank God pee is sterile. Don't cha' remember, Dodge Ball?" (Dodge Ball is a movie we recently saw)
Leah: "What if it's not your own pee...Is it still sterile?"
Shawn: "Ya...But it probably doesn't taste as good as your own."
Leah: "What!...Why have you tasted pee before?"
Shawn: "It wasn't my own. It happened when I was a little kid and I don't remember how or why. But I know it wasn't good. Did Nick really drink any of it?"
Leah: "Yes...half cup this morning and then I held the cup for him while he was busy walking around this afternoon. I'm so glad I didn't test it out!"
Shawn: "Let's not tell him until he's very, very old."
Leah: "I am so going to blog this! Ohh...I'm gonna call my mom."
Shawn: "Don't."

***Disclaimer! We did not intentionally feed our son Shawn's urine. We really do love our boy. Shawn left the pee-filled container on the counter this morning and in my sleepy haze I put it back in the fridge while Shawn was walking Nick around the house. And I did the dishes!***
4 Month Review
Ortho Evra

Is anyone else on, Ortho Evra? (Birth Control Patch) I have been on this for 4 months now...AND IT SUCKS! It falls off! Constantly! What kind of protection is that? If I put the patch anywhere other than my butt, I get sick and throw up. But, if it's on my butt, the patch gets caught on my panties or jeans and comes off. I do not recommend this at all.

Jesus. Posted by Hello

We're Spinning! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Just Call Him, 'Jesus.'

We have a new addition to our family...my sister's cat. He's name is Puddytree Astro-Donkey Taylor, but you can just call him, 'Jesus.'
Why, "Jesus?"
Well, one of my new years resolutions was to quit swearing in front of Nick or within his earshot...and I've done very well. All except for using the Lords name in vain every chance I get. For some reason, I can't stop using that. It comes out automaticly before I can stop it.
Really. For instance, Nick will step on our cat's paw and simultaneously pull poor Jesus's tail and I will shot, "JEsus!"
Or Nick will take a tumble and in the process of racing over to catch him I will shot, "JESUS! where's that cat."- Because I don't know what else to do. I can't stop saying, Jesus. SO...That's our new cat's nickname.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Victoria's Secret Boobs!

The only advantage to a little bit of weight gain is boobs! I have boobs like I'm pregnant again ;) only I'm not. Once I finally get my act together and scrape up a little motivation to work out and lose the last of my 'baby weight', I will miss my new found breasts. It's too bad they can't stay. I'll just enjoy them while I got em'!