Thursday, November 18, 2004

Why I'll Make A Great Cop...Reason #34

I can't sleep with my foot hanging off the bed or even out of the covers. My simple logic: A monster will get it. I promise. Ever since I can remember, I can only fall asleep completely tucked in with all extremeties covered. There are times that I'll wake up and realize that, OH MY GOD MY FOOT IS HANGING OFF THE BED! And then my heart starts hammering and I start to freak out-without moving a muscle. I can't let the monster know that I know that my foot is off the bed.


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